One of my homeboys called me up to warn me that Bizarre was on Celebrity Fit Club 3, just in case I had planned on doing some channel hopping lest i come across the yawn-inducing show. Unfortunately, I forgot what channel my cable provider had marked down as VH-1 and eventually stumbled on the show (on my way to Discovery Channel) and its B-rate celebri…(wait! Bizarre is a celebrity?). Based on what? His position as Eminem’s sidekicks’ sidekick or his styrofoam-certified Hanni Cap Circus album?

The highlight of the show to me was former Moesha and The Parkers actress Countess Vaughn who admitted on getting some implants “to help her butt”. I don’t know much about plastic surgery(except that it’s whatever makes Michael Jackson look like a character in Zombie) but c’mon lie to me, Countess! Lie to me! Tell me it was liposuction. Butt implants for a young black female? That’s only going to make you the butt of all jokes from here on.

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