“Imagine being my publicist, how hard that’s gotta be” - Kanye West (Best Rap Album, Best Rap Song, Best Rap Solo Performance)

Kanye: “Good thing I didn’t have to pull out the ‘Fuck You List’ in my back pocket

Say ‘hi’ to Kanye, his mom(Donda West), and Donda’s little friend

Mimi - Best R&B Album, Best Female R&B Performance, Best R&B Song

Jay: ” Hope NaS doesn’t find out about this shirt”

John: “Man, the suspense is killing me”

“I knew these yanks would buy into that Jamrock shit”

A comprehensive list of winners (& nominees)

*Water-marked pics courtesy of Corbis