I guess the new ‘cool’ nowadays is to glorify jailed celebrities. No questions about their alleged crimes need be asked. Lil’ Kim is lucky her ass gets to celebrate Independence Day outside the confines of jail, but is it worth all the publicity? She lied about a shootout and here we are doing the happy dance for Kimberly “I ‘bought’ 5 mics from The Source” Jones. She was carrying a bouquet of white roses and waving at the crowd like a homecoming queen.

Cassidy is a hero, too? They said he had a hand in someone’s death y’all. Yet, he’s our homecoming King. A hero.

And who can forget last year’s ‘Free Pimp C!!’ campaign? Dude violated the terms of his probabtion and normal people get nabbed for that. But, Pimp C being Pimp C, deserves to be freed on a crime that others are sitting in jail for?

And, DMX? Well, the man’s going to need more than BET’s Soul of A Man to get his act together. In fact, at the rate he’s been going lately, y’all better start getting your ‘Free DMX’ tees ready.

F**k it, I’m joining Joey’s movement: Reincarcerate Yayo!