“You don’t use the mouth… The American girls use the mouth…”

“25% of the time you are on the periodical anyway.”
“100% of the time you are on the stupid!”

Oh my god, Riz. That “Super Snake” shit was hilarious.

That prank call ish is so fake. Everyone knows that they use actors. There’s a funnier one with a dad of a jewish girl going crazy when he finds out his daughter is dating a black dude.

TIMBALAND ALL DAY NUCCAS. NEXT TO DRE THE GREATEST PRODUCER ALIVE.

Bill Simmons is a character and I’m pretty sure he painted a fairly accurate picture of this past weekend.

Pharrell is fucking smart and is doing great things in VA.

I love the Clipse but dont u think its a bit contradictory for P to produce a Clipse album about crack and materialism (a dope, classic album) but one still just about theses shallow things

LOL @ the person who said they didn’t want either Bush or Clint’ hahahaha..

“When the group visits this camp, Raekwon at first stays on the bus, saying he’s got sympathy, “but I just can’t look at my people this way.” - I pray more of this happens..

That radio call sounds CRAZY fake and is not even that funny!