MTV Short Circuitz - Camel Toe vs. Mann Cream

::Nick Cannon wants to help women with their camel toe. A sexy girl has an infection in her Camel Toe and needs some Mann Cream to heal it.

(Audrey Diaz of Wiredset writes some of the best press releases and email titles I’ve seen in the game so far. If it wasn’t for her genius title, I would’ve never known about this crazy clip.)

-Top 10 Diss Songs of the 1980s. Another Street Census Classic. [SC]

-Little Wayne & The Empire - The Carter 3 Sessions tracklist [NahRight]

-Ian has put together a bunch of new music conveniently on one page. [The Kitchen]

-Fat Joe agrees to talk to po-po about those two Florida murders, receives a pink slip from Cam’ron. [HHNLive, NYT]

-After measuring ‘himself’ with a ruler, Ludacris discovered that he’s got reason to be proud of ‘himself.’ [Memphis Rap]