::Bizarre wants to sell you a ‘hot’ 16 for $750. Damn, what’s happening in the Motor City? First it was Royce, now Bizzy is hurting for cash? Too bad, I wouldn’t pay a penny to have Bizarre on my song. In fact, I’ll pay him not to do the song at all. With anyone.

>>Apple has found yet another way to rip you off. [NYT]

>>Foxy Brown wants out of jail early. Something about her ear. [Hiphopcrunch]

>>Scott Storch charged with evading child support. [Defsounds]

>>Prince Paul and Dres will crash Hip-Hop Karaoke on Jan. 25th. That’s good enough reason to hit up the spot, if you ask me. [HHK]

>>My fam at Smoking Section had a sit-down with the legendary Pete Rock [TSS]

>>January issue of Ozone is now available for viewage. [Writers Block]

>>If all Lebron James has to do is speed to put up 51 points in a game, let him speed all he wants. [Tribune]

>>Ending on a good note, Jill Scott has some delightful news for all the plus-size ladies out there. [Singersroom]