Mar
31
2008
Is Capone Hurting for Cash?

The sagging U.S. economy has everyone down, including some of your favorite rappers. Capone of CNN (Capone-N-Noreaga, for dummies) is now charging an unspecified amount for any random Tom in need of 16 bars. If you’re interested, send your serious requests to digimixcast@gmail.com.
Don’t worry, Capone, you’re in good company.
