Apr
23
2008

Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics

I was looking at Cracked.com’s 11 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics, and this one really stood out:

Jay-Z: “Hey fella, I been watchin’ you clockin’”
MB: “Who me holding down this block it ain’t nothing, you the man nigga, now stop frontin’.”
Jay-Z: “Ha ha! I like your style!”
MB: “Nah, I like YO style!”
Jay-Z: “Let’s drive around awhile”
MB: “Cool, nigga.”
Jay-Z: “Here’s a thou!”

In retrospect, that whole song was suspect.


14 Responses

1. Skimz Says:

(ll) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQMTxpkStZc

2. P-Matik Says:

Especially when you throw in Bleek’s “til death do us part” line.

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4. GET EM GENIUS Says:

that shit got me dying lmfaoo

5. Rukus Says:

I thought I was the only one who thought that verse was madddddd suspect.

6. Rukus Says:

and add on AZ and Nas on “The Essence”…I listened to that like 10 times when I first heard it because I couldn’t believe how suspect it sounded:

Here’s a piece:
“[AZ]You hotter with them frames on
[Nas] Nigga you James Bond, and you stay low
[AZ] Y’know my style babe bro (yeah, make dough)
[Nas] Manicure, facial, face glow
[AZ] Fuck it if you say so; I keep you P.I…

You be the judge…

7. JR Says:

if you knew what the song was about, you probably wouldn’t think it was gay…

but I guess I’m the only one…

8. J to the AAP Says:

JR, we know, peep the ‘unintentional’ in the headline.

“And I dare a muthafugga to come in my face!” (C)Pharrell

9. JJ Says:

hhaha J to the AAP….
theres another classic by pharrell in the NERD debut song “rockstar”

“you aint heard that we swallow guys?”

10. Mjlovesthekids Says:

I’m surpised DMX isn’t on there.

He says some of the GAYEST shit ever.

I can’t even count how many times he’s told dudes to ’suck his dick’ on songs.

11. Rizoh Says:

Ditto the DMX comment. If this was a Grammy category he’d win it every year.

12. Mjlovesthekids Says:

“Niggas tried to holla, but couldn’t holla back
Now they gots to swallow, everything in the sac” – DMX

‘Only thing I can do with pussy is fuck it
And I would tell you to suck my dick but you might suck it’ – DMX

‘If I gotsta bring it to you cowards then it’s gonna be quick, aight
All your mens up in the jail before, suck my dick’ – DMX

LMFAO It never ends.

13.
Ivan
Ivan Says:

??? That wasn’t even remotely gay…

I guess that also makes Jadakiss (and all mafioso rappers) gay…

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