May
28
2008

Elucid – “E! Channel”


Elucid – E! Channel

I’m not normally impressed when rappers toot their own horn a little too loud, but this “E! Channel” press release is beyond hilarious:

Elucid must have balls constructed of highly-polished, rust-resistant titanium to rap over the irresistible bop of Suzanne “Vega’s classic “Tom’s Diner.” Come on now. But like everything else he does, it works. Elucid spins a voyeuristic third-person narrative of infidelity witnessed from a window in his customary vivid poeticism.

Titanium balls, huh?

Update: khal is right, Elucid didn’t write that press release. Still funny though.

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7 Responses

1.
Ivan
Ivan Says:

Tupac’s balls are titanium-ier!

2. khal Says:

did E write that though? I think the loosie guys have someone who does their press releases, and he doesn’t impress me. might be why i don’t get their emails lol

3. P-Matik Says:

If his are titanium, what were Nikki D’s??

4. steelballz Says:

khal is only impressed by smooth humanoid balls. i.e. “as fragile as eggs.”

5. khal Says:

the only balls i am impressed with are the meatballs in a good spaghetti dish. and I watch basketball. anything to do with the testicles of another man is out of my zone of care.

6. steelballz Says:

highly-polished titanium balls deserve respect, if only for the bearer’s fortitude during the chill of winter. and, obviously, for their reflectiveness.

7. SkillS Says:

Skeet Skeet Skeet.



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