It’s not Barack Obama that John McCain has to be worried about, it’s T.I. Turns out the Rubberband Man’s Myspace discipleship is 2 Million strong. Unconventional wisdom suggests that if Tip decides to jump into the presidential race today and instructs his friends to vote his way, McCain is doomed.

In case you’re wondering, McCain can only boast of a mere 64,000 friends (as of today). Not that I expected zillions of Myspacers to befriend a guy who’s never used a computer, but the disparity in friend count is huge.

You hear that, Clifford? It’s not too late to run as a 3rd party candidate. I hear Hillary is looking for a veep job these days. Your 2 million friends plus her 18 million supporters would prove an unstoppable force.