wank

Diddyyyy boooopppp

this is what happens when you eat orange juice mixed with fruit loops.

I’ll kill the next muthafucker to use a vocoder.

And the cops will NEVER find me.

correction: I”ll kill the next muthafucker THAT uses a vocoder.

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I’m not kidding, either.

I officially hate the word “swagger.”

I officially hate the word “Diddy.”

So… this is a video of him ruining my favorite rap song of the summer while he eats froot loops and essentially mocks ‘ye, jay-z, weezy, and TI with shitty impressions? Well, except for TI, thankfully – Diddy wasn’t ever going to flow like that cat.

Isn’t this basically mr. combs admitting his irrelevance? He even says “Yo DJ, I know you want to change the record…” Yeah, no shit.