In true MTV fashion, the 2008 VMA was borderline boring. How am I supposed to be entertained when Britney is sober, Kanye’s singing his heart out, and all the rockers are voting for Obama? Blah. If you slept through most of last night’s award show (like Rihanna above), you can always turn to these photos for the entertainment that VMA failed to provide.

Who moved my styrofoam cup?

Class, say “hello” to Professor Banner. He’ll be teaching Pimpology 101

“Wanna see a real moon at my place after the afterparty?”

“Is this Brian guy wearing high-heels or something?”

“Woooha! I got yo strap in check!”

“One for me, one for the baybeee”

Best stay-in-school message: Stay in school or become the next Lil Wayne