The guy in red can’t believe he wasn’t invited

Next month is a very important month in U.S. history. Not only does January usher in a bunch of New Year’s Day celebrations, it’s also the month when we get to celebrate Martin Luther King Day. Oh yeah, and that Barack guy will be sworn into office on January 20th. You’ve probably heard that the presidential invocation will be delivered by Trick Trick’s uncle, Pastor Rick Warren. First things first though. Warren will speak at some MLK commemorative service on Jan. 19th in Atlanta. He’ll then fly straight to D.C. in a jet fueled by the blood of homosexuals to deliver the historic invocation.

Meanwhile, two grammatically-challenged rappers named Big Boi and Ludacris were thinking to themselves, “How can we kill 2 birds with one stone — get a bunch of drunk girls in one room while simultaneously calling their men’s attention to our albums? Someone decided that the two rappers should throw a presidential ball. So, Big Boi and Luda will be hosting the “Urban Ball” in Washington, DC. The Urban Ball is part of something called the American Music Inaugural Balls.

Other celebrities expected to crash the ball include: David Banner, Jalen Rose, T-Pain, Fantasia, Lil Jon, Monica, Alonzo Mourning, Bobby Valentino, and the Cheetah Girls. If you plan to be at the ball, keep in mind that there’s a strict dress code in accordance with the new image black people are mandated to portray under President Obama. That means: no jeans, no hoodies, no sneakers, no baseball caps, and no belt buckles wider than 2 inches. For tickets to the event, head over to AmericanMusicInauguralBalls.com