Dec
2
2008

Hip-Hop Inventors Hall of Fame

The story goes that Diddy had so much money lying around his crib that he didn’t know what to do with all those Benjamins. So, he tossed the money in T-Pain’s direction and said, “Take that, take that.”
“Puffy, whatchu giving me all this money for?,” queried a wide-eyed T-Pain. Diddy paused for a second, removed a gold-crested toothpick from his mouth and replied, “That’s for letting me use Auto-Tune on one of my joints. You invented that bad boy, right?”

Yeah, Diddy paid T-Pain royalties for using Auto-Tune. “Diddy actually gave me royalties on this album just for using Auto-Tune,” bragged Mr. Pain in a recent MTV interview. “He signed the contract and everything. If I can do that with Diddy, somebody else better be signing something.”

Well, in the spirit of paying people for trends they didn’t invent, let’s take a look at some hip-hop artists who deserve to get paid for being innovative. Here’s a rundown of the 5 most innovative hip-hop artists of all time and their respective inventions.

KanYe West:

  • Sped-up soul samples
  • Pink backpacks
  • Adult tantrums

Jay-Z:

  • Coke rap

  • Lyrical swaggerjacking
  • Fake retirements

50 Cent:

  • Rap beef

  • Mixtapes
  • Vitamin Water

Lil Wayne:

  • Market saturation

  • Locks
  • Styrofoam cups

Puff Daddy/P-Diddy/Diddy/Sean Combs/:

  • Multiple Personality Disorder
  • Mainstream rap
  • The remix

12 Responses

1. silvaboombaye Says:

cool…now T-Pain can pay his royalties to Roger Troutman

2. dom corleone Says:

Eminem
-Angry White Rap
-Domestic Violence
-Vicodin

3. RoytheBoy Says:

Jay-z did not invent coke rap… or is that supposed to be a joke?

4.
Rizoh
Rizoh Says:

^^Jay-Z invented coke rap as much as T-Pain invented Auto-Tune.

5. YBE Says:

^^^ no body ever wrongly credited jay for coke rap though, thats the difference

6.
Rizoh
Rizoh Says:

^^Are you saying that they’ve only rightly credited him for inventing coke rap?

7. RAE Says:

master p invented the fake retirement. y’all betta know dat

8. B3N Says:

Brilliant post! The Rap-Up is amazing. Keep the great stuff comin’. You and Hip Hop Is Read are on my daily blogroll.

Now, let’s get into this Auto-Tune issue.

T-Pain’s role in creating the Auto-Tune is irrelevant. The discussion we, fellow citizens of the hip-hop community, should have, is WHY must everyone do it to death? Do they honestly hate us and want to destroy our eardrums?

Instead of giving royalties, we should give a stern talking to (followed by a swift lynching). “Y’all should all get lynched!” (NYOIL, you’re my boy!)

Sway drops a hot LP, and then Akon sh*ts on it with his Auto-Tune. What the what?!

Kanye…ah, nevermind, I can’t get started with that hot mess. He fell off. And, knowing Kanye, he’ll fall back on (and off again, and on again, and…well, you feel me).

And while I’m at it: Common, WTF? Rizoh, are you gonna address this UMC pop-rap/dance drop? (I just threw up in my mouth a little bit…)

Oh yeah, and I have an entry, as well:

Atmosphere
- Emo rap
- Sending real lemons in the mail
- Making Minnesota sound cool

9.
Rizoh
Rizoh Says:

^^I hear you. I’ll definitely weigh in on UMC in the next couple of days.

10. DJ Hurry Up n Buy Says:

“adult tantrums”
haha


http://hurryupnbuy.wordpress.com

11. Glaciers of ice Says:

RZA I believe was first with the sped-up samples

12. west coast conniseur Says:

wrong worng wrong

real credits
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KanYe West copyed:

Sped-up soul samples - The Rza Wu tang Clan

Pink backpacks - yo yo
Adult tantrums - 2pac

not Jay-Z:

Coke rap: Kool G Rap

Lyrical swaggerjacking - Snoop Dogg (ladidadi)
Fake retirements- Too Short

50 Cent:

Rap beef - 2pac

Mixtapes - djs cmon man any dj did these type of mixtapes along long time ago

Vitamin Water: Lil Jon Crunk Juice ( just vitamin water instead of energy drink, & really the west coast had 2pac & snoop doin st.ides berry juice commercials, you can see em on youtube)

not Lil Wayne:

Market saturation - LL cool j way back

Locks - krs one wyclef busta rhymes cmon man
Styrofoam cups - E 4o (he has a damn song called “MY CUP” talikin bout his styrofoam cups , you can finfd it on youtube)

Not Puff Daddy/P-Diddy/Diddy/Sean Combs/:

Multiple Personality Disorder - 2pac ( i love 2pac tho)

Mainstream rap - Dr Dre And the chronic went mainstream (videos radio magazines everywhere)

The remix - no he invented THE REMIX Albums (where he remixed mary j blige 411 album with all new beats and rap features, remixes were around before that, check “scenario” a tribe called quest on youtube)

damn these websites dont know shit sometimes…….



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