I’m currently enrolled in a Philosophy class, so this video presents me with a golden opportunity to practice my argument and reasoning skills. As you can see from the video, Governor Crazy Hair flirted with the idea of selling Barrack Obama’s seat to Oprah Winfrey. He backed down after realizing that Oprah didn’t have the balls — literally and figuratively — to accept a nomination from a governor who is incapable of governing.

Oprah hates hip-hop.
Blagojebitch wanted to appointed Oprah to the U.S. Senate.
Therefore, Blagojebitch hates hip-hop.

There, drunken reasoning at its best. And they say college is overrated?