Ever since MC Hammer gave Google Analytics his stamp of approval, I’ve been using it as a guiding force to see which search phrases are bringing weirdos to The Rap Up. You won’t believe what folks are googling on their way to this blog. What’s sad is that fewer people are searching for my idol Lil Wayne than are searching for some good old Coco.

And now, the bizarre search strings that brought you here:

• joe budden has a big tahiri
• keri hilson turns me on
• cavitacious rhymes
• serena wiliams does common – hawaii
• ron artest wins championship
• where is cam’ron
• coco plays nude
• nicole scherzinger sex tape
• Beats by Dre is ass backwards
• what the fuck is a barack obama