The 2009 Grammys went down last night. To summarize, Robert Plant & Alison Krauss swept the awards and mopped the floor with Lil Wayne’s dreads. Weezy was robbed of his Album of the Millennium award for the timeless masterpiece that we now know as Tha Carter III. Still, he managed to walk home with 4 gramophones, including one for the greatest rap song of all time — “Lollipop.” The show was relatively free of drama (meaning no Kanye bitchfest this year…well, just one). Anyhoo, peep the hip-hop winners and some Grammy pictorials after the cut.

Best Rap Album

* American Gangster, Jay-Z
* Tha Carter III, Lil Wayne [Winner]
* The Cool, Lupe Fiasco
* Untitled, Nas
* Paper Trail, T.I.

Best Rap Song

* Lil Wayne – “Lollipop” [Winner]
* Flo Rida (Feat. T-Pain) – “Low”
* “Snoop Dogg – Sexual Eruption”
* T.I. & Jay-Z (Feat. Kanye & Lil Wayne) – “Swagga Like Us”
* Lupe Fiasco (Feat. Matthew Santos) – “Superstar”

Best Rap Performance By A Duo Or Group

* Big Boi (Feat. Raekwon & Andre 3000) – “Royal Flush”
* Jay-Z & T.I. (Feat. Kanye West & Lil Wayne) – “Swagga Like Us” [Winner]
* Lil Wayne (Feat. Jay-Z) – “Mr. Carter”
* Ludacris (Feat. T.I.) – “Wish You Would”
* Young Jeezy (Feat. Kanye West) – “Put On”

Best Rap/Sung Collaboration

* Estelle (Feat. Kanye West) – “American Boy” [Winner]
* Flo Rida (Feat. T-Pain) – “Low”
* John Legend & Andre 3000 – “Green Light”
* Lil Wayne (Feat. T-Pain) – “Got Money”
* Lupe Fiasco (Feat. Matthew Santos) – “Superstar”

Best Rap Solo Performance

* Jay-Z – “Roc Boys (And The Winner Is)…”
* Lil Wayne – “A Milli” [Winner]
* Lupe Fiasco – “Paris, Tokyo”
* Nas – “N.i.*.*.e.r. (The Slave And The Master)”
* Snoop Dogg – “Sexual Eruption”

And now, your moment of zen:
David: You know how I know you’re gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.