Feb
27
2009

The Unified Bitch Theory

As postulated by Dr. Dre and Prof. Snoop Dogg. Peep more educational diagrams at Jamphat.


6 Responses

1. Austin Says:

Yo, you wanna hear something seriously geeky? I think that’s wrong.

“Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks.” If you read it like I do, then the statement is that Bitches are not shit, except for shit that is hoes or tricks, in which case the “hoes” and “tricks” circles need to be inside of the shit one, but none of the shit one except the part with hoes and tricks can be inside of the bitches circle.

Alternatively, if you read the lyric as “bitches aint shit, but instead, they are hoes and tricks” then it’s fine.

I can’t believe I just typed that. This is what my degree is good for.

2.
Rizoh
Rizoh Says:

Looks right to me:

Bitches not equal to shit
Bitches = Hoes & Tricks
Therefore, Hoes & Tricks not equal to shit

3. money Says:

http://www.jamphat.com/rap/

mad more of them there

4.
Rizoh
Rizoh Says:

^^Thanks, MO. A friend shot me that link a while ago but I lost it. You saved my life, buddy!

5. Austin Says:

Nah,

Those first two premises only say that ALL bitches are Hoes & Tricks, not that all Hoes & Tricks = bitches.

Dogs not equal to cats
Dog’s equal to four legged mammals.
Does not mean that cats are not equal to four legged mammals.

6. The Rap Up » 11 Rap Songs to Disrespect Women To Says:

[...] to a woman. The song portrayed females in a very positive light. Clearly, this song violated the Unified Bitch Theory. The rapper even went as far describing his love interest as “a queen” instead of a [...]



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