Michael Steele may soon be required to hand over his token black person card if he doesn’t stop this nonsense hip-hop outreach that’s brought him under fire with the GOP. Steele has been trying to lure minorities into the Republican Party, but only if Rush Limbaugh and Joe the Plumber promise not to chop off his nuts. Republicans have lots to say about Steele’s attempt to sell conservatism to hip-hop, and none of it is pretty. Here, here, take a peep:

North Carolina’s national committeewoman, Ada Fisher:
“I don’t want to hear anymore [sic] language trying to be cool about the bling in the stimulus package or appealing to D.L. Hughley and blacks in a way that isn’t going to win us any votes and makes us frankly appear to many blacks as quite foolish.”

Joe the Plumber:
“Unfortunately we have a chairman up there who wants to redefine conservatism; he wants to make it hip hop, put it in a new package and sell it,”

Klansman Katon Dawson, who lost the RNC Chairmanship race to Steele, aka the man who said that desegregation was the worst thing that ever happened to him, is supposedly calling for a no-confidence vote to overthrow Steele from the White Party, since he’s apparently failed in his 5 weeks as RNC leader. Forget Steele and all this weird stuff about engaging a more diverse crowd, Confederate General Dawson is exactly what the GOP needs to move the party right back into 1902.