Former GOP presidential contender Mike Huckabee (remember that guy?) now has a talk-show on Fox News, which enables him to distract Socialist America while his weed carriers gather emails and secretly raise funds for his 2012 presidential bid. Huckabee interviewed Def Jam co-founder and oversized hat enthusiast Russell Simmons about hip-hop’s influence and the negative effects of cuss words like shit, bitch, and damn. Russell was all like, “Hey Mike, you should totally bookmark GlobalGrind.com.”