I’m Surprised No One Chris Brown’d Him
Apparently, people are walking around with “I’ll Chris Brown A Bitch” t-shirts because it makes them wise guys or something. This is almost as mind-boggling as that time I overheard a douche bag at Taco Cabana telling his girl, “I will Chris Brown your ass.” Instead of this shirt, he should be wearing one with the picture of a brain detached from its socket.
“I’ll Chris Brown any dude I catch wearing that I’ll Chris Brown A Bitch t-shirt.” (c) Toure

