Mar
11
2009

What Artist’s Autograph Would You Pull a ‘Slumdog’ to Get?

There’s a pivotal scene in Slumdog Millionaire where a slum kid locks another slum kid in a portable toilet. The poor kid eventually jumps into a pile of sh!t just so he can run and get an autograph of his beloved Amitabh ji. There he is, drenched in poop standing next to his hero, who signs on his dog eared photograph. After seeing this post, I started wondering if there’s any artist worth jumping in a pile of sh!t for? Obviously, I wouldn’t jump in a pile of doo doo for an autograph from…oh f_ck, I’d probably do it for an autograph from Left-Eye. But I would also have to jump over the pearly gates for that one, since she’s dead and all.

My Slumdog sh!t list would also consist of:

  1. Stevie Wonder
  2. Nas
  3. Prince
  4. Thom Yorke
  5. DJ Premier

So, here’s my question to you: What artist’s autograph would you pull a ‘Slumdog’ to get?


10 Responses

1. Dom Corleone Says:

Dead? Bob Marley

Alive? Jay-Z or Kanye. Yes, call me a Stan, but the emotions that their music evoke are incredible.

Female artist? Definitely Christina Aguilera. Especially when she’s got her preggo boobies in full effect :-D

2. jojo Says:

KRS-One!

3. Chris Campbell Says:

1) andre 3000
2) alicia keys
3) cee-lo

4.
B-Double
B-Double Says:

Rizoh.

Seriously, there is no one’s autograph I would jump into a pile of doo-doo for. Why soil myself for something I can pick up on eBay?

I’d rather spent the $100.00 and keep my self respect.

Such as it is.

5. zamora Says:

Bruce Springsteen
Barack Obama
Muhammad Ali

6. PrettyPink Says:

dead – kurt cobain

alive – nobody

7. B3N Says:

Ahhh! Zamora makes a great case for Obama. But yeah, I would rather keep my self respect than Slumdog myself for Barackstar’s sig.

8. done Says:

yeh wouldnt do the doo-doo step for no autograph, but i might lock someone in a real foul smellin toilet for thirty seconds with

- KRS
- Muhammad Ali
- George Carlin
- James Brown

or an hour with Rakim/Prince

or a doob with Sizzla

or 12 seconds with ODB

damn, theres far too many people im willing to lock someone in the jacks for.

9. madrinkandmy2step Says:

Tiger Woods. Hes the only one. Maybe the Dalai too

10. dopeboy Says:

1. Beyonce…need i say more??
2. Barack Obama
3. Nas/Jay-z



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