I see what you did there, Marshall. Oh, and judging by the success stories on the Pompsomp Hills website, Em is in good hands.

For instance, check out this one from a patient named Ryan Stoner:

“When I stole a pair of size elevens I knew it was bad, but when I stole a pair of size thirteens and then realized I was actually a size 9, I knew I wasn’t mentally there and the substances had gotten the best of me. I needed help and Balzac was there”

[Pompsomp Hills]