Hey ladies, wanna lose 20 pounds and have glowing skin like Chilli? Stop wasting your money on weight loss programs. Simply drink tap water and you’ll be looking like Chilli in just 2 days.

Wait, what’s that sound? Never mind, it’s just Usher pounding on a coffee table. Proceed for more pics of Chilli and her 11-year old son, Tron, plugging Dasani water.