You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

Word has it that Yung Joc was chillin’ with DMX and Katt Williams at his penthouse. Katt and X ended up arguing over who’ll inherit the last line of coke. After a gentle conversation, they decided to share the white girl with Katt’s German Shepherd dog. To cut the story short, Yung Joc ended up in ICU with 72 stitches. Proceed to read Joc’s real time tweets on the incident.

Update: Apparently this was a plot by Joc to double his Twitter followership.

[Props to: Broken Cool]

Words by Rizoh | Posted on Monday, May 18th, 2009 at 11:51 am and is filed under WTF.

14 Responses

Dr. Dope Says:
May 18th, 2009 at 12:28 pm

lol WTF Rizoh?

Rizoh Says:
May 18th, 2009 at 12:29 pm

That’s the question of the day. WTF?

Dwayne Says:
May 18th, 2009 at 12:38 pm

LOL!!!! Another example of Twitter gone horribly wrong.

Nahshon Says:
May 18th, 2009 at 12:47 pm

Wow. Just wow.

Mr.NapCapz Says:
May 18th, 2009 at 12:57 pm

This is why Some people should not be allowed to have money. Poor Dog.

J.CHODE Says:
May 18th, 2009 at 1:53 pm

Mike Vic might need a butt-buddy in prison. Whit he F*** give a dog coke? If Yung Joc was such a oussy about the dog in the first place why give it cocaine? He deserved more than a bite.

BITCHES GET STITCHES.

Dr. Dope Says:
May 18th, 2009 at 4:41 pm

I don’t follow Jeezy, but is that his real twitter account?

Dr. Dope Says:
May 18th, 2009 at 4:43 pm

and by jeezy i mean job, all these young fucks get me mixed up

Rizoh Says:
May 18th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

Yup, that’s Joc’s real Twitter account.

10.

Michael Says:
May 18th, 2009 at 7:12 pm

He made it all up, he calls it a mini movie, dumb fuck…

11.

Dr. Dope Says:
May 18th, 2009 at 7:22 pm

lol shit I was high today, Jeezy, Job, both should say Joc.

Regardless that shit couldn’t of been real, that is fucking bizarre

12.

Dr. Dope Says:
May 18th, 2009 at 8:59 pm

Plus… DMX is in jail. Which was my first thought, but like I said, been high.

13.

J to the AAP Says:
May 19th, 2009 at 2:18 am

So it’s made up. At least it was a good story. *Gladiator voice* “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!”

14.

This Girl Is My New Hero | The Rap Up Says:
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:58 am

[...] got some balls. Eh, I mean she’s courageous for reacting the way she did. Then again, after this episode, I don’t know what to believe [...]

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up

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1.	Dr. Dope Says: May 18th, 2009 at 12:28 pm lol WTF Rizoh?
2.	Rizoh Says: May 18th, 2009 at 12:29 pm That’s the question of the day. WTF?
3.	Dwayne Says: May 18th, 2009 at 12:38 pm LOL!!!! Another example of Twitter gone horribly wrong.
4.	Nahshon Says: May 18th, 2009 at 12:47 pm Wow. Just wow.
5.	Mr.NapCapz Says: May 18th, 2009 at 12:57 pm This is why Some people should not be allowed to have money. Poor Dog.
6.	J.CHODE Says: May 18th, 2009 at 1:53 pm Mike Vic might need a butt-buddy in prison. Whit he F*** give a dog coke? If Yung Joc was such a oussy about the dog in the first place why give it cocaine? He deserved more than a bite. BITCHES GET STITCHES.
7.	Dr. Dope Says: May 18th, 2009 at 4:41 pm I don’t follow Jeezy, but is that his real twitter account?
8.	Dr. Dope Says: May 18th, 2009 at 4:43 pm and by jeezy i mean job, all these young fucks get me mixed up
9.	Rizoh Says: May 18th, 2009 at 4:57 pm Yup, that’s Joc’s real Twitter account.
10.	Michael Says: May 18th, 2009 at 7:12 pm He made it all up, he calls it a mini movie, dumb fuck…
11.	Dr. Dope Says: May 18th, 2009 at 7:22 pm lol shit I was high today, Jeezy, Job, both should say Joc. Regardless that shit couldn’t of been real, that is fucking bizarre
12.	Dr. Dope Says: May 18th, 2009 at 8:59 pm Plus… DMX is in jail. Which was my first thought, but like I said, been high.
13.	J to the AAP Says: May 19th, 2009 at 2:18 am So it’s made up. At least it was a good story. Gladiator voice “ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!”
14.	This Girl Is My New Hero \| The Rap Up Says: May 22nd, 2009 at 10:58 am [...] got some balls. Eh, I mean she’s courageous for reacting the way she did. Then again, after this episode, I don’t know what to believe [...]