They’re both ladies, but that’s where the similarity between Lady Sov and Lady GaGa ends. One’s a pint-sized rapper with a penchant for alcohol; the other is a fugly mini-Madonna who occasionally works with rappers.

So, imagine Sov’s disgust when Rhyme & Reason magazine asked her about Lady CaCa:

R & R: If you woke up tomorrow morning as Lady GaGa instead of Lady Sovereign, what would be your first move?

Lady Sov: Shoot myself! Or stitch my lips together!

Proceed to see Lady GaGa on the cover of Rolling Stone’s Hot issue.