Archive for May, 2009


May
31
2009

Bruno Gives Eminem A Taste of His Ass…Literally [Video]

Hit the play button to see Bruno (Sacha Baron Cohen) give Eminem a taste of his ass (literally) at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards.

How do I know that this was staged? Well, Eminem stood up and walked away peacefully. The real Slim Shady would’ve punched Bruno in his face.

As Ivan observes, the close-up shot of Eminem BEFORE Bruno landed on him was the biggest giveaway.
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May
30
2009

Bow Wow Is Trying Too Hard


Bow Wow – “Pole in My Basement” [mp3]

Ever since Lil Bow Wow hit puberty, he’s been trying hard to prove that he’s no longer that skinny, little kid that once captured America’s heart with his “Puppy Love.” In fact, he’s “Lil” no more. Bow Wow’s big dog status now. And he’ll do whatever it takes to prove his maturity.

Oh look, I had some half-naked models at my 21st birthday party. Not impressed? Well, that’s because you haven’t seen my 2-second sex scene in Entourage where I accidentally showed my nuts.

The problem with trying too had to gain approval is that it betrays a vulnerability in other areas, thus lowering your chances of gaining that much-desired approval. That said, Bow Weezy’s approach is not without its merits. His female fans have also grown up and may still be receptive to his music. So, he’s a shoo-in for Billboard success.

Question is, if she’s using YOUR pole, shouldn’t you get the service for free?


May
30
2009

Kno – Caucasian (Hilarious Parody of Kanye’s Amazing)

Kno (of CunningLynguists), who is of the Caucasian persuasion, has transformed Kanye’s “Amazing” (the official theme song of the NBA playoffs) into “Caucasian” (a tribute to white NBA players). The video needed less T-Mac and more Birdman. Still the funniest thing you’ll see all day.

[The Rap Up TV]


May
30
2009

Travis Barker Kills Eminem’s “3 AM”

Travis Barker must have obtained some bionic powers, because this doesn’t look like a guy who barely survived a deadly plane crash 8 months ago.

Like he did with Flo Rida’s “Low” and Jay’s “Jockin’ Jay-Z” he deconstructs Eminem’s “3 AM” and rebuilds it with some hardbody drums and guitar chops. Barker hasn’t lost a touch.

Who would win a drumming contest between Travis Barker and ?uestlove?

Props to Dia and ignite mindz


May
30
2009

How LeBron Acquired His Skills

If you’ve ever caught yourself wondering how LeBron acquired those skills that help make him a dominant player, wonder no more. This video pulls back the veil and reveals what the world has been dying to know — LeBron’s secret recipe for success. Watch and learn.


May
29
2009

Eve’s Twitter Page Disappears After Chris Brown Threat

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After seeing a video of Chris “Iron Fist” Brown saying he’s not a monster, Eve decided to get her Internet thug on. Proceed to see Eve’s gangsta tweets and insightful advice to Rihanna.
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May
29
2009

Heltah Skeltah + Midnight Madness = Comic Relief

What better way to kick off your weekend than with Sean Pee and the Midnight Madness crew.


May
29
2009

2 Live Crew Still as Nasty as They Wanna Be [NSFW]

Same song, different dance. Yes, that’s adult entertainer Pinky shaking her romp on stage.

[Raise a glass of vinegar to: Enigmatik]


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