Tash (of Alkaholcs fame) hasn’t been active in 50 million years and, now that he’s ready to make a comeback, he’s probably concerned that this new Soulja Boy generation of rap fans never even heard of him. So, he sat down with some execs at Amalgam Digital and someone suggested a bikini contest at the boardroom meeting. Yay! I know what you’re thinking, “It didn’t work for Bubba Sparxxx,” but that’s because Bubba had an annoying country twang.

Ladies, pop the lid for Tash’s New Bikini Contest details:

• The deadline for video submissions is July 10th, 2009 at 6:00PM
• Download Tash’s lead single “New Bikini” taken from his album “Control Freek” at AmalgamDigital.com and have the song playing in the background. Send footage of yourself in your newest and hottest bikini to newbikini@AmalgamDigital.com.
• Tash and Amalgam Digital will narrow down the video submissions to the contest winner on July 17th , 2009.
• “New Bikini” contest winner will receive a free autographed copy of Tash’s new album “Control Freek,” an exclusive feature on the Amalgam Digital blog, and a chance to be in an upcoming music video for an Amalgam Digital artist

Tash’s wonderfully-titled new album, Control Freek, arrives sometime this year. Oh, I almost forgot something: Tash – “New Bikini” [mp3]