Everyone knows that Craigslist is only good for finding cheap coffee tables and bootleg concert tickets. Oh, and also for posting music video casting calls and finding extremely PLUS size models. Proceed to read the entire CL ad for Luda’s new music video:

Casting Agency will be conducting a Casting for the new Ludacris featuring Shawna. Song titled “I Can’t Stand Ya Ass.”

We are looking for talent with a little acting skill.

SEEKING:
1.) FEMALE (18+; any ethnicity) – MAIN GIRL. Must have a great body, a little on the thick side, flat stomach, very curvy, and a little top heavy

Main Girl Rate: $300 per day (2 days Total).

2.) FEMALE (18+; African-American) – BIG GIRL. Must be extremely Plus size and able to play an acting role of an intimidating woman

Big Girl Rate: $100 (1 day total)

Web based Talent Management Company looking for models and actors for TV shows, movies, major magazine layouts, music videos, commercials, ad campaigns, hair and beauty projects, fashion editorial shoots and runway shows.

Females and males of all ethncities needed. Please e-mail your stats, pictures & contact information to youshouldbeamodel@gmail.com [Craigslist]

There’s a much detailed (albeit slightly less coherent) version of the same ad on GlobalGrind, but I’m not sure what to believe. I’m hoping this is some sort of a prank? I’ve never heard this so-called “I Can’t Stand Ya Ass,” and neither has Google.