A Houston woman named Mary Anderson has filed a lawsuit against Wu-Tang’s Method Man, claiming that the rapper shot her in the stomach when she asked for an autograph after a show last November.

According to Hair Balls, Anderson says Method Man allegedly shot her six times with a pellet gun. The lawsuit further claims that Anderson was outside with a group of fans, where Method Man was signing autographs out of the back window of a bus after the show.

Now this is where it gets crazy. When she handed Method Man her ticket stub for him to sign, Method Man suddenly pulled out a pellet gun and began shooting, thus hitting Anderson in the torso.

Her lawyer backs up this claim: “You can’t just go around the country shooting people like that and then leave town and not think anything’s going to happen.”

This happened in November, and Method Man is slated to perform in Houston on Friday. I smell fish.