Jamie Foxx, who may or may not be a real life date-rapist, recently told a funny story about rapper Plies. The story goes: Jamie and Plies are shooting a music video in L.A. 30 goons (yeah, Jamie says he counted 30) arrive on the set, presumably to confront Plies. Scared off his feet, Plies disappears into the bathroom. OMG! Plies did not stand his ground and fight 30 people? Wait, are you implying that Plies’ lyrics may not be a direct reflection of his lifestyle? That he’s not a real life goon? Damn, I’m sorely disappointed. Next you’re going to tell me that Rick Ross wasn’t really a drug kingpin.

Anyway, pop the lid for Jamie’s “bathroom” story. It’s juicy.