Curtis continues his music video blitz with a new clip for “Crime Wave.” It looks like he was going for a short film, then someone showed him Kanye’s We Were Once a Fairytale.

Before I Self Destruct arrives Nov. 23.

BONUS:
50 Cent – Crime Wave [Explicit Version]

50 Cent – Crime Wave [mp3]

If you thought 50 Cent had forgotten how to rap, “Crime Wave” will make you reconsider. The concept is worn out, but his rhymes are sharp as a ginsu. See, Boo Boo can spit flames when he’s feeling motivated. And that’s the problem, he’s lost the fire that made him an instant success with 2003’s Get Rich or Die Tryin’. I guess he got rich and stopped trying.

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The folks at Audio Porn spotted this hip-hop-themed vending machine in Berlin over the weekend. I’m not sure what else you can buy from it besides the action figures. Naturally, the 50 Cent ones are priced at 50 cents.

Fat Joe snuck into the Twitter machine to offer a response to Boo Boo’s latest diss. If you don’t know what Grumpy Joe’s blabbing about (either because you just crawled out of a cave or never gave a fluck about their petty beef in the first place), here’s the backstory.

OK, we know Kanye had a little sippy sippy and acted up but this is going too far. Truth be told, though, Kanye wouldn’t have done that to Pink.

Lil Wayne is an easy target and 50 is a willing mudslinger. Put those two together, add copious amounts of Lawry’s seasoning salt, stir. Enjoy the clambake.
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You probably can’t tell which one is the kid, but this is a video of 50 Cent chillin’ with some nerdy Canadian kid in New York. This kid, who goes by Pruane2, has been bashing Boo Boo on YouTube for whoring himself out with such unmanly products as condoms and dildos. 50 caught wind of his detractor’s YouTube channel and arranged to fly him in for a little humiliation.

I don’t even think the kid realizes that he’s being humiliated.