50 Cent – Officer Ricky (Try Me) (Rick Ross Diss)

It’s raining beef today. So, here’s another lame diss to further ruin your evening. Hip-hop is in a dry spell and more diss songs is just what it needs to regain some credibility. Fortunately, 50 Cent has been remarkably generous in filling this void. In fact if you think of diss songs as oil, then 50 is the Saudi Arabia of hip-hop. [Props: OnSmash]

PS: Rick Ross – “Mafia Music” (50 Cent Diss)

As a consolation prize for enduring the shitty version of 50 Cent’s “I Get It In” I posted 2 weeks ago, here’s the All-in-One swag bag. Radio version, explicit version, a cappella, and instrumental, all in one convenient folder. I even tossed in a 500 x 500 JPEG of the single cover art to boot!

• 50 Cent – I Get It In

Contrary to what 50 has been telling you all along, Vitamin water is nothing but obesity and diabetes distilled into one nasty bottle. The Center for Science in the Public Interest has slapped Coca-Cola, parent company of Glacéau Vitamin Water, with a lawsuit calling Vitamin water marketing claims like “energy” and “XXX” unsubstantiated and deceptive. Other claims that the sugary liquid can reduce joint pain, boost the immune system, and automatically improve your chances of winning the lottery are also false. [USNews]

50 Cent – “Shut Your Bloodclot Mouth” (Produced by DJ Premier)

Oh hey, it’s Boo Boo with the greatest career move of the day. Obviously 50 Cent still loves hip-hop, and what better way to prove it than a DJ Premier collaboration? It’s what people do when they hit a creative wall, right? RIGHT!? Don’t worry, partygoers, Fiddy will be back after this short break. [RTNY, Nah Right]

Eminem – Crack A Bottle (Ft. 50 Cent & Dr. Dre)
Ah, just what I needed to jumpstart a lazy day: Eminem, Dre, and 50 Cent reminding me that my life sucks. I hate to say “I told you so,” but it turns out I was right about the reference track. Speaking of which, Dre does Dre wayyy better than Em. Dre, keep making ‘em like this.

50 Cent – “Get It In”
We have officially entered the new year. 50 hasn’t. Alas, this leaky leak track (supposedly from Before I Self Destruct) is Boo Boo’s 1,357th attempt at an “In Da Club” sequel. Really, what’s not to like about Fif exhibiting his lyrical ingenuity over a $20 dollar beat he bought from SoundClick.com?throwaway Dre beat he salvaged from Eminem’s trash can.

[via Ill Roots]

When I first saw the headline I thought Pinky wanted to smash 50 with a baseball bat. Silly me. Pinky says if she had to choose one rapper to shoot a porn video with, it would be Boo Boo. Her options were Jay-Z, Diddy, and 50. [Vlad TV]

50 Cent may have lost millions in the stock market crash, but he’s obviously not feeling the global credit crunch. Fif’s 15-deep entourage arrived at his London hotel in a stretched hummer, while he docked in a Rolls Royce. One of his bodyguards then managed to lock themselves out of the Rolls and had to use a coat hanger to crack it open the old fashioned way.

Proceed for some pictures of 50’s stretched hummer and Rolls Royce.
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