I can’t believe that Boo Boo has only graced the cover of XXL 5 times in the last 4 months. You see, it’s not the one-eyebrow slant pose that will send this thing flying off the newsstands, it’s those big, black, bold letters right underneath Eye Candy of the Year: LIL WAYNE. Yeah, some 12-year old girl will see it and think that Weezy F Baby is 2008 Eye Candy of the Year. She will then proceed to buy 4 copies of XXL to the alarm of the vendor.

[Raise one to eskay]

Here’s the trailer for that ghetto mess Boo Boo has been passing off as a movie. He figured that by naming so-called movie after his new album, Before I Self Destruct, he could confuse a handful of G-Unit stans into buying one or the other.

50 Cent, his ex Shaniqua and their respective lawyers outside the courthouse.

50 Cent – “You Won’t Believe It” (Feat. T-Pain)
50 Cent turns the concept of T-Wayne’s “Can’t Believe It” on its head, as he replaces much of the love-struck lyrics with misogynistic prattle. Intentionally or not, he delivers it in a tone so flat even Auto-Tune couldn’t fix it.

It’s comedy gold at best. And Comedy Rap is the only chance Boo Boo has of saving his music career, because this is one area where he’s truly effective.

A reminder that if rap doesn’t work out Boo Boo has a side gig to fall back on.

Boo Boo has sued Taco Bell for disparaging him in their print ad campaign.

Fif says that the fast food chain stole his identity and diluted the value of his name for an advertising campaign, in which they featured him being encouraged to change his name to 79 Cent, 89 Cent or even 99 Cent, as part of a promotional campaign for Taco Bell.

[Full Story: 50 Cent Sues Taco Bell]

Game takes aim at G-Unit, referencing Terminate on Sight’s pathetic Soundscan figures. Game is like that old girlfriend that just never lets go. As soon as it seems like everyone has moved on, kapow! Ex-girl shows up again.

Young Buck: “Sh*t got me confused, man…” *sob* *sob*
50 Cent: “You gotta stay close to me so you won’t be confused.”

Despite all his tough talk on wax Young Buck was reduced to tears when talking to Boo Boo on the phone. Apparently, he wants to be reinstated into G-Unit, but that doesn’t seem likely. Instead, 50 Cent will milk this for what it’s worth until he’s done promoting T.O.S. 50 barely interrupted him which should have been a dead giveaway that he was recording the conversation. Buck Marley is a dope rapper and all, but this right here is a low for him.

Listen: Young Buck cries to 50 Cent [OnSmash]