Jay-Z added a Drake shoutout (”I might send this to Drake and Weezy) to his “Death of Auto-Tune” performance.

Hey Obama, Beyonce is at your service if you need her to work the pipes on Inauguration Day. And by pipes, I mean the vocal kind, you nerf worm. Jigga’s wifey says she’ll do whatever the President-Elect asks of her on that day.

“I’m there. I can’t wait,” said Beyonce. “I feel like all of us, we’re ready to do whatever we have to do. Whatever they want — if they need me to volunteer, they need me to sing, I’m there, and I’m ready.”

Bey was supposed to be in Japan promoting her new album, but canceled at the last minute.

“I said, ‘What am I doing? I’m completely making a bad decision. I have to go home. I’m gonna kill myself if I’m not home in America,”‘ said the singer. “I knew I needed to be here.” After he won, she said she “fell asleep crying and smiling at the same time. I woke up with mascara running and a smile on my face!”

Well, at least we now know that Beyonce is human.

Behold the 2nd of 2 Beyoncé videos in rotation. This one shows Bey dancing her ass off alongside 2 lookalike models, while calling attention to their ring fingers and other body parts.

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Beyoncé - “If I Were a Boy” Music Video

Papa Knowles called in to Houston’s KRBE and railed against radio host Special K for calling Solange a bitch on a previous show. “Special K, you talk a lot of smack for someone who lives in Houston.” Matthew also offered a staunch defense of his daughter Solange over this incident.
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I’m far from from a gossip guru, but People says it’s true.

Update: Mary J Blige congratulates the couple.

Behold some sightly images from the recently concluded American Music Awards after the gap. Read the rest of this entry »