Waste some money on a rubber band!

Bid is currently over $400!

How odd would it be if T.I.P. won this auction?

- Ivan

If Paris had some street cred (collab’ing with Joey Crack doesn’t equate street cred), I would’ve asked, “Who’d you snitch on to come home?” But since she’s a no-talent celebretard, the appropriate question should be, “Who’d you…(um, how do I put this nicely?)…f**k to get out?”

On second thought, none of that would apply (who would really wanna take the risk of contracting herpes?), but folks are speculating that family money did the trick.