“I’ve been playing this shit since you was in diapers. You was 3 years old when Madden first came out.”

As expected, Game accepts Bow Wow’s $100,000 Madden challenge. He also wants Bow Wow’s ex-girl Ciara as part of the prize. Didn’t he get the memo?

Well, if anyone wants to play me in NBA 2K9 for free, I’m game. Unfortunately, I don’t have 100K to throw down.

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The Game says what we already knew: G-Unit is dead. He also adds that he killed G-Unit alone and by himself, because he didn’t want to get Ja Rule’d. Funny stuff.

Here’s Jermaine Dupri acting a fool at Janet’s concert rehearsal.

Bey’s little sister Solange was performing at Stone Soul Picnic and a fan ran up on stage and started dancing. She definitely handled it better than a lot of rappers would.

There’s plenty of comedy gold here.

AZ - Tries to see how many sentences he can string together while terribly drunk. Question is, why did he look back before dissing Lil Wayne fans?

Havoc - Talks about the survival of the fittest. No, not that one. This one.

A reminder that if rap doesn’t work out Boo Boo has a side gig to fall back on.

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This article really made me realize how much effort rappers have to put into their songs. Sometimes, stringing rhymes together isn’t as easy as it sounds. Believe it or not, these guys go through hundreds of bottles of Excedrin because of the headache associated with thinking up clever rhymes. [sarcasm]

Rapper Young Jeezy, attempting to put the finishing touches on his latest single “U Know Da Club,” has exhausted every rhyme possibility for his song’s third verse with the exception of “Cliff Clavin,” the fictional postal-worker character portrayed by actor John Ratzenberger on the long-running TV show Cheers. “I’ve already got ‘dance-club maven,’ ‘hip-hop haven,’ ‘yes I been cravin’,’ ‘ain’t misbehavin’,’ ‘pussy gonna cave in,’ ‘G’s I been savin’,’ ’steel engravin’,’ and ‘rantin’ and ravin’,'” Young Jeezy said. “I guess I could use ’shock-wavin” or ‘clean shaven,’ but they just don’t make as much sense in context as ‘just like Cliff Clavin.’” Jeezy is also struggling to complete a track called “Ideal Woman,” since he cannot find a single rhyme for “Rhea Perlman.”

[Source: The Onion]