This is how Robert Jordan and Jackie Bange of WGN keep themselves from falling asleep during boring commercial breaks. I wonder how many times they rehearsed this.

Two questions that have perplexed kids for generations are “How does the weather work?” and “Where do babies come from?” Thanks to Pixar, you can now show this to your kids until they’re old enough to figure out the truth for themselves.

In the spirit of Auto-Tune-bashing, J Smooth comes through with “Death of Auto-Tune 2 (Revenge of the Robots),” which blends “D.O.A.” with “Blame It.” Too funny.

Dr. Dre put it perfectly on “The Watcher” when he said, “Things just ain’t the same for gangstas/times is changing, young ni**as is aging/becoming old G’s in the game and changing/to make way for these new names and faces…” As the music industry evolves, and the old guard gets replaced by the new, we sometimes find that the quality of music takes a nosedive. Sometimes the old guard needs to go out to make room for the new. In the spirit of talent-over-ignorance, we’ve compiled a short list of artists who need to switch careers. Below are 15 artists who need to stop polluting our ears and put the mic down.
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“I sat on Eminem’s face long before Brüno ever did,” — Triumph the Comic Insult Dog

I see MTV is still trying to milk that Brüno/Eminem prank as much as possible. I can’t blame though, it was the only notable part of an otherwise vapid award show.

Hit the play button to see Bruno (Sacha Baron Cohen) give Eminem a taste of his ass (literally) at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards.

How do I know that this was staged? Well, Eminem stood up and walked away peacefully. The real Slim Shady would’ve punched Bruno in his face.

As Ivan observes, the close-up shot of Eminem BEFORE Bruno landed on him was the biggest giveaway.
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Kno (of CunningLynguists), who is of the Caucasian persuasion, has transformed Kanye’s “Amazing” (the official theme song of the NBA playoffs) into “Caucasian” (a tribute to white NBA players). The video needed less T-Mac and more Birdman. Still the funniest thing you’ll see all day.

[The Rap Up TV]

What better way to kick off your weekend than with Sean Pee and the Midnight Madness crew.

The Wayans Brothers stopped by DJ Whoo Kid’s booth to drop the skinny on their new movie, Dance Flick. They goofed around and playfully fired some shots at Boo Boo. Someone realized that even the slightest hint at a diss might be enough to subject you to the wrath of 50 Cent, so they quickly apologized for the jokes.