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• Joe Budden – Padded Room Review

Joe Budden – Blood on the Wall

Joey sounds like a mad man on a mission here. Ladies and Gentlemen, please hit the above link to witness the obliteration of Ballerina P. (Word to Eskay) Now back to our regularly scheduled programming. Oh, that Pacavellian regurgitation is the only chink in his armor. 8/10.

[Salutations: Legend]

Joe Budden – “In My Sleep”
Once you get past this creepy image of Joe Budden as a Victoria’s Secret model, what follows is a strident, radiant Jumpoff Joey concoction.

[Raise a cup of iced tea to OnSmash]

Saigon – “Pushing Buddens”
Saigon crawls back from the dead to remind the world of his weird obsession with Joe Budden’s son. Sounds like he has a big crush on Budden’s girl too. Oh, and Saigon murdered Joe Budden on his own beat. Budden 1, Saigon 0.5 [Props: Ill Roots]

Previously on Joe Budden vs. Saigon:
Joe Budden – “Letter to Saigon”
Saigon – “Underachiever”
Joe Budden – “Pain In His Life”

Saigon – Underachiever (Joe Budden Diss)

Well, that was fast. Here’s Saigon’s response to Joe Budden’s “Letter to Saigon.” He also goes after Budden’s son, Little Trae, for some weird reason. Let’s stay classy, Saigon!

They diss. You decide. Who won Round 1?

[Thanks, Legend]

Joe Budden Featuring The Game – “The Future”
“The Future” has disappointment written all over it. Both rappers phoned in their verses and it came 2 years too late. But you know you still want to hear, so knock yourself out.

Here’s Joe Budden making fun of some Tibetan monks protesting the oppression of Tibet by Chinese military forces. Joe Budden TV is officially better than any reality show on TV right now.

“This is premeditated flavor”

Behold Regular Joey being regular Joey in his latest webisode. He’s hoping you’ll buy a copy of Halfway House after seeing this. On the real, match fashion is overrated.