Download – Lil Wayne (Ft. Baby) – No Ceilings

Typical Wayne bragfest here, but that’s not the bad news. Good thing the beat bangs or “No Ceilings” would be flat out unlistenable. The only thing thumping louder than this beat is the sound of Weezy’s fist on his own chest. He touts his resume and proceeds to make a premature comparison to ‘Pac and Biggie.

“On the mic I’m like ‘Pac, I’m like B.I., nigga. Whoever don’t agree, come and see, my nigga.”

Well, I strongly disagree, my nigga. Those guys have at least 4 timeless albums between them, my nigga. You’re 10 years in the game with nary a masterpiece on your resume, after 6 tries, my nigga. Those guys made songs so compelling that an average hip-hop fan can proudly recite them from end to end. If I tried reciting one of your songs, people will probably ask me if I know any songs in English. And let’s not forget the obvious: comparing yourself to ‘Pac and Big isn’t very original. Daddy already beat you to the punch.

For the next 300 days your every gaze will be met with a Weezy magazine cover, song, mixtape, or album. This is our inevitable fate and we must embrace it.

The song in question is “Banned from TV,” off Weezy’s No Ceilings mixtape and it’s loaded with football references. Here’s the Lane Kiffin reference: “Take that to the bank with ya/I rock my hat to the side like I paint pictures/Smoke weed, talk sh!t like Lane Kiffin.”

I’m guessing Wayne referenced Kiffin because the young coach has a reputation for being vocal. He promised a win over Florida and accused Gators coach Urban Meyer of cheating during recruiting. Then he publicly criticized league officials. The league threatened to suspend him if he runs his basket mouth again. If Kiffin ever gets fired for talking shit, I’m sure Wayne would gladly offer him a position at Young Money as his personal weed carrier.

Lil Wayne – Run This Town Freestyle [mp3]

Now that it’s almost certain Weezy is going to jail for a year, I expect him to lock himself up in the studio and record like there’s no tomorrow. I also expect him to strike every beat with savage ferocity, like he does here. He could have kept going for another three minutes if he wanted.

[Via X by way of Drew]

Lil Wayne is an easy target and 50 is a willing mudslinger. Put those two together, add copious amounts of Lawry’s seasoning salt, stir. Enjoy the clambake.
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Lil Wayne – Million Dolla Baby
Lil Wayne is richer than you. As a result, he will “buy you and then try to sell you back like an auction, OKAY?” Just thought he’d remind you.

Lil Wayne – “Kobe Bryant”

How does Kobe Bryant get a tribute song from Lil Weezyiana before CP3? I hope Wayne gets banished from New Orleans for this move. Oh, and the Black Mamba really has to win that championship now.

Lil Wayne – Politics (Feat. Gudda Gudda)

Lil Wayne sounds a bit coherent on this here “Politics,” which features some cheeseham named Gudda Gudda. So I’ll go out on a limb and guess that he’s probably off the syrup for now.

Dear Weezy, please get back on drugs. Your next album is doomed to fail if you continue to sound coherent like this. Why risk your unparalleled legacy over something as stupid as sobriety when you can easily borrow some brain candy from Eminem?

“Politics” supposedly appears on Weezy’s rock album, The Rebirth, because there’s something about Lil Wayne that just screams rock-n-roll.