I don’t see it anywhere on ew.com, but Lupe is featured in the current issue of Entertainment Weekly. Margeaux Watson asked him if he was picked on a lot as a kid, and he had this to say:

“When the gangbangers would try to pull it, I was like, ‘Yo, I will f**k you up. And if you wanna call your cousin, call him. I’ll call me! I’ll call me right now.’ We were shooting TEC-9s when we were babies, so the whole gangsta image, that ain’t nothing.”

Lu, you’re my dude and all but this one gets a big N*gga Please.

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What it’s like on Bill Gates’ last day as Microsoft CEO. Gates hopes to spend his post-Microsoft life running for Vice-President and rapping with Jay-Z, among other things.

::Prodigy’s soft porn flick [NSFW]

P figured he might as well get all the action he can get before kicking of a 3-year prison stint. His next album, HNIC 2, will be released in 1,400 different languages using Voxonic voice-conversion technology.

Despite the fact the FBI is now investigating the Criminals Gone Wild DVD, the fake film director insists those were real crimes being committed on camera. Here’s the video from a CNN segment in which the fake director shows off the money he made from the DVDs.

“I’m willing to swear on the Bible that this is 100% real. And I would like to say God bless America and God bless Criminals Gone Wild.”

He’ll need God’s blessings when the feds decide to throw his black ass behind bars for the tomfoolery.

What did Prodigy’s son get for his 7th birthday? A trip to the shooting range, no less.

…because Robert Bailey needs more benjamins to lick on

Since I’m still a member of the Jena 6 blog activism community, it’s only right that I show you what one of the accused teenagers has been doing with part of his legal defense donations. The gentleman in the GooTube video above is Robert Bailey Jr., one of the Jena 6 students. Someone please tell this knucklehead that David Bowie wants his $10,000 back.

Now excuse me while I go beat up some random white boy.

Update: It was only a matter of time before some type of explanation surfaced. Rumor now has it that these pictures were taken prior to the Jena 6 episode. Still, that doesn’t justify putting $100 dollar bills in your mouth. You don’t know where that money’s been.

“I’m your worst nightmare squared/That’s double for n*ggas who ain’t mathematically aware” (Canibus, “Making a Name for Ourselves”)

In a bid to get a rise out of people like me, Blender listed Common and KRS-One among the worst lyricists in “rock,” citing the above Canibus lyrics as Comm’s worst rhyme. Ironically enough, their poor attempt at mockery resulted in a hilarious case of self-ridicule.

“Go find someone else to shoot you” - Kanye

Lil Royce, who holds the record for the most bullets taken on a record, tries to convince Kanye and Common to shoot him on wax. Watch what happens when he pulls out a real gun. Damn, Kanye’s mom was right. In fact, that makes him the realest rapper ever.