*Facepalm*
I won’t even bother wasting words on this one. This is a new low, even for the loonies at the Lousiana House. All I can say is watch the video, slap yourself, then watch it again just to make sure.
[Props: Enigmatik]
The rescue-dog fanatics at PETA are desperate for a new publicity stunt. Hoping to cash-in on T.I.’s fame and faux image overhaul, they’ve asked the Rubberband Man to pose nude for their ‘I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur’ campaign. “We’re asking T.I. to use his fame and his experiences to bare the truth about the fur industry by baring his skin,” said PETA Executive Vice President, Tracy Reiman. Proceed to see contents of the letter PETA wrote to T.I.P.
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How’s this for randomness? Ron Artest quietly debuted a tribute track titled “Eminem” on his GooTube channel. Please excuse me while I go file this one under ‘unintentional comedy.’ I blame Lil Wayne for this f-ckery.
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I’ve been drinking Red Bull Cola lately, because I’m broker than Sean Price and can’t afford the real deal. Well, the Germans are now saying that they’ve found traces of cocaine in Red Bull Cola. I’m sorry, what? Does this mean I’m coked up? Let’s investigate.
The authorities in six German states have ordered retailers to stop selling Red Bull Cola energy drinks after traces of cocaine were found in it.
Red Bull says b-b-ut it’s only a small trace:
“Decocainized coca leaf extracts are used as flavoring in food products around the world and are considered to be safe,” Red Bull said in a statement Tuesday. It cited a Food and Drug Administration code that lists de-cocainized coca leaf as a safe, natural extractive.”
Eh, isn’t that like saying it’s coffee but de-caffeinated coffee? Germany isn’t buying it. They’ve already started clearing their shelves and a ban is in order.
Meanwhile, the Bolivians are laughing their asses off:
Bolivians have tried to get the world to understand that the leaf is not a drug if it’s not put through the extensive chemical process that yields cocaine.
Bottom line: The amount of cocaina in Red Bull Cola is harmless. You can’t fail a drug test by drinking these things. Well, unless you drink thousands of them, in which case you’ll probably fail at everything. Now if only they can figure out why it tastes like dog shit.
Word has it that Yung Joc was chillin’ with DMX and Katt Williams at his penthouse. Katt and X ended up arguing over who’ll inherit the last line of coke. After a gentle conversation, they decided to share the white girl with Katt’s German Shepherd dog. To cut the story short, Yung Joc ended up in ICU with 72 stitches. Proceed to read Joc’s real time tweets on the incident. Read the rest of this entry »
MTV Against Piracy ad. [Props: adsoftheworld]
“You are an ordinary thief, if you’re listening to illegally downloaded music.” – MTV
Oh, the hypocrisy. All this from a network that doesn’t give a damn about music.
