Women’s soccer bores me to tears. Throw in some punching and hair-pulling and it’s suddenly worth watching. That’s exactly what happened during a recent match between the BYU Cougars and New Mexico Lobos. New Mexico’s Elizabeth Lambert takes cheap shots at different BYU players throughout the game. At one point she vicioulsly yanks BYU’s Kassidy Shumway by her ponytail. Shumway dives to the grass. No call. Was the referee asleep or what?

Elizabeth Lambert is obviously in the wrong profession. She should be in the UFC. Pop the lid to see Lambert, arguably the gulliest player in women’s soccer, in action.
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Looking to spruce up your music diet with some new hip-hop? Let me suggest Pol-B’s Clocked Out mixtape, hosted by Cannon, Cannon, Cannon. I like what I hear from the kid so far.

• Pol-B – Clocked Out Mixtape (Hosted by Don Cannon) | Tracklist | Link

Curtis is on a roll with this one. “Stretch” is taken from Before I Self Destruct, in stores 11/16.

♣ Jay-Z & Alicia Keys Record “Empire State Of Mind Part 2″ [TSS]

♣ Fedor Gets His Own Heavy Metal Song [Cage Doctors]

♣ 5 Inappropriate Situations To Twitter [College Humor]

♣ Honey, I’m Allergic To Your Sperm [Fark]

♣ The Most Hostile Stadiums to Play Football In [Bleacher Report]

♣ Jack White Turns Down Slash, Releases Carl Sagan Auto-Tune Record [Pitchfork]

♣ 10 Greatest Sci-Fi Westernes [Topless Robot]

♣ The Best Video Game Trailers of All Time [Asylum]

♣ Marcus Jordan Sneaker Controversy Update [Freshness Mag]

♣ Hot New Workout: Beating Yourself Up [Guyism]

♣ The City of Dallas Will Be Attracting a Lot of Whores Over the Next Year or Two [SOB]

Man, this one’s special. I’m talking first in line for a new pair Air Jordan I on launch date special. A friend passed it on to me and I’m now passing it on to you. I don’t need to tell you how great Kid Capri’s dj’ing and mixing skills are. I’ll just let his 10/9/89 mixtape do the talking.

Ego Trip’s Book of Rap Lists named Capri’s 10/9/89 mixtape the 4th greatest hip-hop mixtape of all time, noting the nostalgic power of its intro: The intro to this tape was massive: Stephanie Mills’ “Something in The Way You Make Me Feel” with The Honey Drippers “Impeach The President” underneath. If you walked down 125th Street at that time, all along the street people were outdoors selling tapes and that intro is all you would hear. People would just rewind it.

Everyone raves about the Stephanie Mills “Something in the Way You Make Me Feel” x the Honey Drippers “Impeach the President” blend, but the entire mixtape bangs. Download it below.

• Download – DJ Kid Capri’s 10/9/89 Mixtape

Download – Lil Wayne (Ft. Baby) – No Ceilings

Typical Wayne bragfest here, but that’s not the bad news. Good thing the beat bangs or “No Ceilings” would be flat out unlistenable. The only thing thumping louder than this beat is the sound of Weezy’s fist on his own chest. He touts his resume and proceeds to make a premature comparison to ‘Pac and Biggie.

“On the mic I’m like ‘Pac, I’m like B.I., nigga. Whoever don’t agree, come and see, my nigga.”

Well, I strongly disagree, my nigga. Those guys have at least 4 timeless albums between them, my nigga. You’re 10 years in the game with nary a masterpiece on your resume, after 6 tries, my nigga. Those guys made songs so compelling that an average hip-hop fan can proudly recite them from end to end. If I tried reciting one of your songs, people will probably ask me if I know any songs in English. And let’s not forget the obvious: comparing yourself to ‘Pac and Big isn’t very original. Daddy already beat you to the punch.

Download – Ludacris (Featuring Jennifer Hudson) – Hear My Cry

We haven’t heard from Chris in a minute. Then he drops this tearjerker on us with J-Hud riding shotgun. Sir Bridges, please go back to the lab and don’t come out until you’ve cooked up one of those songs that makes me want to punch the wall.

Elucid – Then We Rage
Start your morning right with some fresh leakage off Elucid’s The Sub Bass Diet.

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