Tash (of Alkaholcs fame) hasn’t been active in 50 million years and, now that he’s ready to make a comeback, he’s probably concerned that this new Soulja Boy generation of rap fans never even heard of him. So, he sat down with some execs at Amalgam Digital and someone suggested a bikini contest at the boardroom meeting. Yay! I know what you’re thinking, “It didn’t work for Bubba Sparxxx,” but that’s because Bubba had an annoying country twang.

Ladies, pop the lid for Tash’s New Bikini Contest details:
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